
Houston Socialite Erica is still getting her say so in two weeks after getting dumped and truely is bringing the dumb blonde stereotype to a new and VERY creepy level.
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It's not that I'm not capable of any...I simply choose not to bother
The subject is Pizza
Things were going pretty well with Paula and her new Beau
She could not believe such a catch of a guy was not already taken.
He opened the door for her, sent flowers, and even on occasion…cooked her dinner.
Surely, at last, this was “the one”
They laughed and cuddled and had begun planning a future together.
Then one evening her dreams were shattered.
Paula walked into the kitchen to find a horrible site.
What in the hell are you doing?
She screeched, then burst into tears.
Oh, this could never work now.
He had cut the pizza into squares.
There was no expression on Paula’s face
as she watched the flames engulf the Bayside Lounge.
As if in a trance, she stood quietly,
oblivious to the activities around her.
The wind blew hot air into her face and
smoke into her eyes, but still she stood.
Only moments before she was laughing and
enjoying Friday Happy Hour with her friends.
Everyone had gotten out safely but were now
pointing and whispering as if she had done something wrong.
This wasn’t her fault.
How could she have known daring a co-worker to light a fart
could cause this much trouble?