Thursday, October 05, 2006

I'm So Blonde

So I had my "Well Woman" checkup yesterday.

The doctor was checking this one and that one and I am looking at the ceiling.
*La La La*

Then he moves onto phase two and casually says
"You must have a cat"

"Yes I do" I said, suddenly horrified.
"Why? Do you see some cat hair on me?????"

He burst out laughing and said NO of course not, but he had noticed a big scratch on my tummy.

I told him that was good because I always try to only carry the cat hair outside my clothes.

It's really hard to think up something intelligent to say in that situation.

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