So I had my "Well Woman" checkup yesterday.
The doctor was checking this one and that one and I am looking at the ceiling.
*La La La*
Then he moves onto phase two and casually says
"You must have a cat"
"Yes I do" I said, suddenly horrified.
"Why? Do you see some cat hair on me?????"
He burst out laughing and said NO of course not, but he had noticed a big scratch on my tummy.
I told him that was good because I always try to only carry the cat hair outside my clothes.
It's really hard to think up something intelligent to say in that situation.