Shopping: Total Gym 1700

So we wanted one of these.
We've Seen Chuck Norris's infomercial and thought that it would work nicely downstairs as a coat rack. A quick search on Google turned up oodles of them for around 350.00.
If you buy one from the official site however, they will be happy to accept a small trial fee followed by convienent billing of 16 payments of only 99.00.
OUCH!