Birthday Blues

So, I am opening mail and see something from the University of Texas Medical Branch.

It's an invitation to participate in a program for
*ahem*
"postmenopausal women"

Now I do have a birthday this month and am not a big fan of birthdays, but I am certainly not menopausal much less post menopausal and even if I was I doubt I would want to take their experimental drugs.

Not this year anyways.