Help Wanted

Desperate Housewife in need of desperate need of a gardner. Mower will be furnished.

Ideal candidate will look good with no shirt and work for beer.

Gabrielle made this look so easy!
Maybe if I had some of her expensive stilettoes.
I could dig in and get up this hell, I mean hill.
I hope I do not dump myself and the mower in the canal.
I'll be glad when John is not working so many hours.
This is a guy thing for sure.
PJ:)