My 20 something year old daughter has agreed to live-blog the premier of The Bachelor with me so here we go.
Me: If you did not have a BF would you go on a show like this?
Her: *shakes head* I'm not competive enough
They are showing former bachelors, 2 successes out of seven, not bad
The new bachelor is a doctor.
Me: he has a pretty smile
Me: hehe, he will go hungry if he doesn't speak any French
The girls are arriving now
Me: they are already drunk
Her: Uh, huh and here he is magna cum laude or whatever and will be so stupid when it come to these women.
The first limo arrives
Me: those dumb girls think it's his house
Her: She's pretty (girl in red)
Now we are critiquing the dresses, brb
her: they have more full figured women this time
me: yeah, I'm tired of seeing sticks
Her: I like her
me: they will have a lot in common
Me: she's goofy
both at the same time: her boobs are fake....lol
Her: she's cute
Her: most of these girls are my age and he is 33
Me: yeah, what if he wants an older woman?
her: she's a cutey
me: thankyou, not a problem?
Her: oh, I'm so all about me...lol
Me: 80's bangs alert!
Me: none of them can walk in their shoes
Her: It's already half over and he just met them
Me: feed the cat already
me: the booze is flowing
Oh, they just found out he is a doctor
her: ohmygod, her eggs are rotting? she did NOT just say that
Allie is talkin' some reproduction
her: she did not go there....lol
me: oh yes she did!
The single rose goes to Sarah, and she had to be bleeped
me: why her? I thought he was headed for the chick in the red dress
The Rose ceremony looms
Roses go to (in addition goofy sarah)
Susan Me: finally
Tara Her: I love her hair
Sara from TN
Kristin Her: He didn't pick Venus!
Me: most of those girls looked like they were ready to puke.
Allie is freaking out
Me: I wish he had kept her, would be fun
Allie goes back in to confront Travis
Me: the truth hurts
her: I can't even watch this, that bitch is crazy
Now I have to go check my picks in the official contest and see how I did